What is a MILF?

MILF is an acronym for “Mother I’d Like to Fuck”. That’s it. Plain and simple. You see a gorgeous woman who has a child or is probably older, it’s an indecent sexual compliment that means you’d like to bang her if you could.

But is there more to MILF than just a hot mommy you’d like to sleep with? And is it meant to be derogatory or complimentary? And are there any restrictions and limitations to who can be a MILF? We’ll get to it, and more!

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What makes a woman a MILF?

There are a few specific details that make a woman a MILF. They are few, but that’s what makes them a real MILF.

1. Older than you

Usually, this is the ideal scenario. But this is tricky, because “older” is subjective.

If you’re a 20 year old, and you’re talking about a 40 year old MILF, this clearly makes sense. And in most cases, this is the way the word, MILF, works.

But what if you were 40 yourself? Would that make the woman a MILF? It does. But if you’re 40 and calling a woman a MILF, that’s just weird. You’re probably DILF potential if you’re worthy, so as acceptable as the scenario is, a 40 year old man is better off just calling a MILF a hot woman.

You know, unless, you want everyone else around you to cringe or call you a weird old man! [Read: When does a man mature? 13 signs he’s grown a real pair]

2. Looks ridiculously hot, almost or way out of your league

All MILFs may be mothers, but not all mothers are MILFs.

A MILF is an esteemed status given to women who have managed to take care of themselves enough to not let themselves go, possibly even after having mothered a child.

3. Probably has a child, but who cares?!

Most guys don’t care if a woman is a hot MILF or a hot cougar, and they don’t probably care if she’s mothered offspring. What’s important is that she looks like she could mother offspring.

We’re usually attracted to people that look capable of passing on genes to create healthy offspring. When we notice curvaceous hips or a buxom chest, this is us looking out for signs of genetic health. The hips don’t lie. [Read: Evolution and why men love women and their oh-so-hot bodies]

4. Sexually more experienced than you

Duh, she’s older and a MILF, and in all probability, has mothered a child. She’s definitely way more experienced than you.

And when she has sex, she’s isn’t blushing and giggling with excitement because she gets to bang you. She’s making her moves and turning you on confidently, while making sure you’re doing everything you possibly can to turn her on and pleasure her. [Read: The subtle traits that make a woman a real sex goddess]

5. The MILF is straight to the point

Being messed around by a 22-year-old Colombian chick who doesn’t know whether she’s coming or going? One of the appeals of MILFs is that they don’t play games with you.

It’s a popular belief that if a MILF doesn’t feel you, she won’t take your info or reply to your messages. But if she is into you, she really means to follow through and may even initiate things, because she’s confident enough in her own skin and knows what she wants. [Read: The pros and cons of dating a woman in control]

6. She’s not into playing games

She’s above all of that shit, and little texting games of waiting three days and blowing hot and cold.

She knows what she wants, and she knows how to make demands and have real expectations from a relationship or an affair.